neatpotatoes:

when people i dont like touch me

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

rosified:

i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life

eternal-ssun-shine:

 

theselyricsheardathousandtimes:

 I will wear what I want.

 I will get tattoos if I want.

 I will wear makeup if I want.

 I will dye my hair if I want.

 I will pierce whatever I want.

 I will shave what I want.

 I will lose weight if I want.

 I will gain weight if I want.

 I will have sex if I want.

 Stop telling me what to do with my body just because I’m a girl. 

vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

h0odrich:

It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class

sodamnrelatable:

In the Daytime:

At Night: